-
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it
Fed UP?
- Do
Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
- If
olive oil comes from olives, where does! baby oil
come from?
- If
people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people
from Holland called Holes?
- Do
infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- Why
the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- If
horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean
to make terrible?
- Why
is it called building when it is already built?
- If
a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
- If
you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do
bars have parking lots?
- If
you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
times, does he become disoriented?
- If
vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians
eat? Human ???
- If
working hours are meant for working, then why are
you reading this???
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